Santa kills a Deer

Santa kills DEER & cooks it. He doesn tell his kids wht it is…….He gives a…

Santa kills a Deer

Santa kills DEER & cooks it. He doesn tell his kids wht it is…….He gives a…

Bank Manager’s Rule : Profession Joke

It was five in the evening, the bank was almost closed. All of a sudden, the…

Bank Manager’s Rule : Profession Joke

It was five in the evening, the bank was almost closed. All of a sudden, the…

Never underestimate 3 things

Never underestimate the power of 3 things: 1. Wife angry for a reason. 2. Wife angry…

Why Auto Rickshaw don’t go to Mars

Passenger: Bhaiya, Mangal(Mars) pe chaloge? Pune Autowala: Haan, 900 crore lagega! Me: Kyu? ISRO ne to…

CRY versus TRY

‘CRY’ and ‘TRY’ have only one letter’s difference in spelling. But a lot in meaning. ‘CRY’…

CRY versus TRY

‘CRY’ and ‘TRY’ have only one letter’s difference in spelling. But a lot in meaning. ‘CRY’…

How to be Polite?

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How to be Polite?

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Blind v/s Frustrated Engineer | Joke and SMS

A frustrated software engineer in church shouts, “Why always me, God,why?”. A blind person just beside…

Blind v/s Frustrated Engineer | Joke and SMS

A frustrated software engineer in church shouts, “Why always me, God,why?”. A blind person just beside…

Viber user karti ho kya

Boy: Viber use krti ho..?? Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladke bhi na !! Dear Viber nhi…

Viber user karti ho kya

Boy: Viber use krti ho..?? Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladke bhi na !! Dear Viber nhi…

Ek kaam tha bhai

Dost : Bhai kaisa hai? Me : Mast hu.. tu bata? Dost : Main bhi mast..…

The Yellow Duck | Joke and SMS

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture…