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Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar”
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“

Santa Ki Biwi Ka Rape Ho Gaya Aur Court Mein Case Chal Raha Thha
Judge: “Kya Tum Mujhe Vo Jagha Bata Sakte Ho Jahan Tumhari Biwi Ka Rape Hua?”
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ki Salwar Kholi Aur Panty Utar Ke Bola
Santa: “Judge Sahab Yahan Hua Thha Rape, Yahan“

Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder Ke Kinare Ghoom Rahe The.
Achanak Se Ek Nangi Angrejan Ladki Unke Aage Aa Gayi.
Santa Ne Use Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Dar Ke Baag Gaya.
Banta Ghar Aya To Usne Dare Hue Santa Se Puchha
Banta: “Oye, Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bhag Kyun Gaya Tha?”
Santa Rote Hue: “Maa Kahti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge, Aur Mera Ek Hissa Kadak Bhi Hone Laga Tha“

Ek Bar Santa Cycle Pe Gaanv (Village) Jaa Raha Tha.
Raste Mein Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ne Santa Se Lift Maangi
Santa Ne Usko Cycle Ke Aage Bitha Liya
Thodi Door Jane Par Ladki Ne Santa Se Pucha
Ladki: “Maine Suna Hai Ki Punjabi Logo Ka Lund Bahut Bada Hota Hai, Kya Ye Sach Hai?”
Santa Bola: “Oye Kudiye, Is Baat Par Yakeen Kar Le Kyunki Ye Cycle Ladies Hai“

Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati
Amitab Bhachan: “”Sardar Ji What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Bra”
A: White
B: Black
C: Red
D: Pink

Santa Plane Mein Air Hostess Ko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha.
Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena.
Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha.
Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“

Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha
Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs. Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon”
Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs. Mein Karke Jata Hai. “

Santa Aur Banta Bethe Baat Kar Rahe Thhe
Santa: “Yaar Jab Tu Paida Ho Raha Thha To Tune Sir Pahle Nikala Ya Pair”
Banta: “Maine Pair Pahle Nikale, Aur Tune?”
Santa: “Mene To Bhai Sir Nikala Thha”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Santa: “Purane Log Kahte Hai Kisi Ki Phati Mein Tang Nahi Adani Chahiye“

Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga
Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi
Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya
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