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Kab Dogi – Double Meaning Chutkule

Pappu Ke papa pappu ka result lene school gaye,

Papa (Class Teacher se) : Madam kab dogi ?

Bahut der se mera pappu khada hai,

Teacher : Period to khatam hone do

Andar Tak Jayega – Double Meaning Jokes

Ladki rikshewale se : aadar tak jayega tera ?

Rikshawala : Ha Madam bilkul jayega,

aapke liye toh khada kiya hai.

Ladki : Toh thik hai ,

ghuma piche se lelo

Boy Girl Double Meaning Jokes

Ladka : bf hai ?

Ladki : ha hai..

Ladka : Kis quality me hai,  480p ya 720p

Ladki : (Blocked)

Celebrity Non Veg Funny Jokes Double Meaning

Ek Baar Yuraj Ka Mood Karne Ka Hua,

To Vo Saniya Mirza Ke sath karne Ke Liye Gaya
Jab Kapde Utar Ke Vo Bed Pe Lete To

Yuraj Uske Uper Aa Gaya Aur Uski Jaangh (Thigh) Pe Lund Rakh Diya

Saniya Hairani Se boli : “Abee, Choot To Yahan  hoti Hai”
Yuraj : “Sabar Kar , Yaha Se Spin Karke lauga waha.. “

Pregenent Wife Non Veg Double Meaning Funny Jokes

Patni : Ek baat bolu ?

Pati : Haan baby, bolo…

Patni : Maaroge to nahi mujhe …?

Pati : Kyu marunga bhala tumhe , Kya bol rahi ho tum ?

Patni : Daantoge bhi nahi na tum ….?

Pati : Bilkul nahi daantunga baby … baat toh batao.

Patni : Main pregnant hun.

Pati : Yeeeee!!! Bevkuf kahin ki, ye good news hai, dar kyun rahi thi ?

Patni : College ke dino mei ek baar mummy ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi mujhe …

Bra Non Veg Funny Jokes – Double Meaning Jokes

Patni se bra ka hook band nahi ho raha tha…

Patni : Zara Ye Bra Ka Hook Laga Doge … Plzzz….

Pati : Iske badle 5 kiss lunga …..
Patni : Rahne Do, Bagal wala toh Free Mein laga deta hai…..,

Wo Hath Dal Ke Set Bhi Kar Deta hai….

Ladka Ladki Aur Hotel Manager – Hindi Double Meaning Jokes

Ladka Aur Ladki Karne Ke Liye Hotel Mein Room Book Karne gaye …..

Ladka : “hello.., Room Milega kya…”

Manager : “Kis Liye chahiye ? ”

Ladka : “Madam Ko Polio Ki Drops Deni Thi”

Manager : “Yahi kyu , hospital me jake pilao..”

Ladka : “Isko Bachpan Me Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi…, Isse Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“

Date Pe Condom Funny Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Ek ladki date pe ja rahi hoti hai,

Uski ma dari hoti hai ,

Aur uske condom deti hai rakhne ko,

Ladki haste huwe maa se bolti haai,

Yahi soch to badalni hai maa,

Mere sath hogi juli , Toh mujhe do muli…

Most Funny Ladka Ladki Non Veg Jokes Chutkule

Ladki : Kal raat ko sapne me maine land ka mela dekha ..

Ladka : Mera dikha kya ?

Ladki : Hah, Chota sa kone pe latka huwa tha…

Ladka : Kal maine bhi rat ko chut ka mela dekha ..

Ladki : Meri chut dikhi kya ?

Ladka : Teri Chut pe to mela laga tha …

Kamini Ladki Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ladki ne ek dukan pe 28 Number ki penty li

Aur Trial Room me chali gai..

Ladki ne kapde utar ke dukandar ko ander bulaya..

Dukandar uske Chuchche dekh ka usse Chusna suru kar diya..

Chuchcho pe behoshi ki dawa lagi thi..

Dukan dar bejosh ho gya..

Ladki ne dukan ka sara cash lut liya..

Aur paas ke sise pe likh diya..

Khula dhudh pina sehat ke liye hani karak hai…