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Exam Question Paper Funny whatsapp Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Nursary ke ek bache ne exam me answer sheet pe hi susu kar dena..

Teacher ne pucha : Tumne aaisa kyu kiya..

Bacha : Mummy ne bola tha ki ..

jo pahle aaye usse kar dena paper me…

Dog Funny Jokes Animal Hindi Chutkule

Pahla Dog : Yar mere mali ne kal rat ke 3 baje chor ko pakadh liya..

Dusara Kutta : Tu kya kar taha uss time…

Pahle kutta : Mai to so raha hu..

ab hum insan thodhi hai jo raat-raat bhar whats app chalaye..

Nirmal Baba Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..

Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..

Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,

Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..

Jail Kaidi Funny Jokes Chor Police Chutkule

Ek Jail me 2 Kaidi ek sath jail pahuche ..

Pahla kaidi : Tujhe kitane saal ki saja mili hai…

Mujhe to 14 saal ki hue hai jail..

Dusara kaidi : 12 saal ki..

Pahla Kaidi  : Thik hai tu mere se pahle nikale ga..

to darwaje ke paas wali jagah tu le le..

Alia Bhatt, Police and Marriage Funny Jokes

Alia Bhatt ne 100 baratiyo pe gadhi chadha di..

Police ne iski wajah aliya se puchi toh..

Alia : Gadhika break fail tha..

road ke ek taraf barati the…aur dusari taraf ek aadami tha..

Police : Toh tumne gadhi uss adami pe chadha deti..

Alia : Maine bhi aisehi ki par wo adami baratiyo ki tarf bhag gaya..

Police Station Funny Jokes Chor Hindi Chutkule

Ek bacha bhaga bhaga police station pahucha..

Bacha : Inspector saheb jaldi chaliye..

ek chor mere papa ko 1 gante se mar raha hai..

Police : Ek ghante se mar raha hai..

tum kya khadhe khade tamasha dekh rahe the tab se

Bacha : Nahi  Nahi ,… Isse pahle mere papa usse mar rahe the…

Vakil Police Aur Chor Funny Jokes Chutkule

Vakil (Chor se ) :

Tumne police ki jeb me jalta huwa machish kyu dala..

Chor : ye mujhe bol raha tha ki

jamanat karwani hai to pahle jeb garam karo ..

Billi ( Cat ) Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa sardi me apni billi ko thandhe pani se nahla raha tha..

Banta : Thande pani se mat nahla mar jayegi..

(Jab Banta ghar wapis aaya to billi mar gai thi)

Banta : Maine bola tha na billi mar jayegi,,,

Santa : Aree yar billi nahalane se nahi mari..

balki nahlane ke bad nichorne se mar gai…

Judge Aur Chor Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Judge (Chor se) : Tumhe kyun jail me dala gaya hai???

Chor (judge se) : Jaldi shopping karne ke liye

Judge : Acha, yeh to koi apraadh nahi hai,

lekin tumne shopping jaldi kaise karli..??

Chor : Dukaan khulne se pehle….

Santa Banta Funny Latest Jokes In Hindi

Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha..

Banta : Ro  kyu raha hai..

Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the..

wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,,

Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai..

Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,,

wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai..

Banta : Ye to achi bat hai..

Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya..

wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai..

Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai..

Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara…