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New Non Veg Jokes In Hindi For Girlfriend
Ek ladke ka land bahut chota aur patla tha..
Aur wo apni gf ko apna dikhana nahi chahta tha..
Ladka karne ke liye gf ko andhere kamre me le gya..
Aur apna land ladki ke hath me dediya..
Ladki : Jannu mai chigarte nahi piti..
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Pathan sarak pe hi biwi ki piche se mar raha tha..
Tabhi ek police wala waha aagya..
Police : Ye gair-kanuni hai ?
Pathan : Nahi sir !! Ye Gair-ka-nuni nahi hai …
Ye bachpan se hi mera nuni hai !!
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Santa ek vaishya ke sath hotal me karne gya..
Jab santa vaishya ki ghodi bana ke kar raha tha toh Santa bola
“Mai ek sawal pichu”
Ladki : Ha pucho?
Santa : Karne me adami aur aurat dono ko maza aata hai..
Par Paise sirf adami ko dena padta hai..
Ladki : Pagal tujhe pata nahi paise sirf outgoing ke dene padte hai..
Incoming ke nahi…
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Santa ke biwi ne santa ko nokrani ke sath karte huwe pakad liya,
Biwi (Nokrani se) : Ye kya kar rahi hai?
Nokrani : Maaf karna maidam 2000 rupee ke lalach me aagai thi..
Biwi : Mai tujhe 5000 rupee dungi ,
Pahle ye bata tune malik ka khada kaise kiya..
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Ek ladka ladki bedroom me kar rehe the,
Ladka : Tum chaddi kyu nahi pahanti ?
Ladki sarmate huwe boli :
“Maine apne pati ko vachan diya hai ki ..
“mai aap ke alawa kisi ke samne chaddi nahi utarugi…”
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Ek pathan ki suhagrat me light chali gai..
Usne nokar ko bola tu lanten pakad mai karte hu..
Nokar ne lanten pakade rakha aur pathan karne laga..
Thodi der bad pathan biwi se pucha maza aaya..
Biwi ne bola nahi..
Pathan aur jor se karne laga..
Pathana ne fir pucha maza aaya..
Biwi ne fir bola nahi..
Pathan ne nokar ko bola :
” Mai lanten padhta hu tu kar aake”
Nokar karna suru kiya..
Pathan ne pucha biwi se ab maza aaya..
Biwi ne bola ..haaa
Pathan ne nnokar ko jor se data :
“Dekh bevkuf lanten aaise pakadhte hai”
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Ek constructor ki suhagraat thi..
Usne jab apni biwi ko langa dekha to hairan raha gya..
Constructor : Tumne mujhe dhokha diya hai !!
Wife : kaise ?
Constructor : Tumhe jab sagai ke time dekha tha to tumhare boobs badhe the..
Abhi ye chote …
Wife : Aap bhi to site acha dikhake flat ghatiya pakra dete hai…