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Alia Bhatt Aur MS Dhoni Funny Jokes & Chutkule
Teacher : Micro Soft Ke utpado ke kuch nam batao…
Mohan : MS Word !!
Raju : MS Excel !!!
Alia Bhatt (Kafi sochane ke badh) : MS Dhoni
Alia Bhatt v/s Rahul Gandhi Jokes & Chutkule
Kal Alia Aur Rahul Gandhi KI logo ne jam ke pitai ki
Par Kyu ???
Dono kisi ki birthday party me muft ka khana khate huye pakadhe gaye
to bolane lage ki hum ladki walo ki taraf se aaye hai
Varun Dhawan And Alia Bhatt Jokes In Hindi
Varun dawan alia bhatt se bolta hai :
“Alia raat ko mobile charge mat kar battary fat jati hai”
Alia Bhatt : Tu tension na le..
Maine battary pahle hi nikal di hai ….
Alia Bhatt Stupid Mind Jokes & Hindi Chutkule
Alia Bhatt ka radio kharab ho gya..
Wo Mechanics me paas le gai …
Mechanic : Ye Radio bilkul thik hai
bas mausam kharab hai ..isliye nahi chal raha..
Alia Bhatt : Ye lo 2000 ruppee naya mausam dal do !!!
Sunny leone Non Veg Jokes In Hindi
Alia And Varun Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule
Alia Bhatt aur Varun ko rasate me 2 bomb mila !!
Alia Bhatt : Chal isse police ko de aate hai..
Varun : Agar rasate me ek bomb fat gya to …
Alia Bhatt : Toh jhut bol denge ki ek hi bomb mila tha ….
Alia Bhatt And Sidharth Funny Jokes In Hindi
Train me Alia Bhatt ne Sidharth ke upar wali seat pe apna saman rakh liya
Sidharth : Yar Alia apna saman kahi aur rakh ..
mere sar pe gir jayega..
Alia Bhatt : Koi bat nahi isme tutane wali koi chijh nahi hai …..
Alia Bhatt At Chemist Store Funny Hindi Jokes
Alia bhatt chemist ki dukan pe gai..
Alia Bhatt ( Dukandar se) : Bhai sahab kya aap meri ek madad karege..
Dukandar : Ha bilkul !!!
Alia Bhatt ne ek dawai ki bottle se ek chamach dawai nikali
aur dukandar ko pila diya..
Alia Bhatt : Kya ye mithi hai !!
Dukandar : Nahi !!!
Alia Bhatt : Thankyou Bas yahi puchna tha !!!
Dukandar : Par ye kaun si dawai hai ?
Alia Bhatt : Darsal Doctor ne mujhe urin test karane ko bola tha..
ki urin me sugar hai ya nahi…
Alia Bhatt Madam Best Funny Jokes In Hiindi
Madam: Alia , batao. ‘Eiffel Tower’ kaha hai?
Alia Bhatt : TV me. Maine kal hi tv pe dekha tha …..
Madam : Bevkuf…. Mai sahar ki baat kar rahi hu…sahar ki…. Woh ‘paris’ mein hai.
Alia Bhatt : Sorry madam.
Madam : Ab batao ‘niagara falls’ kaha hai ?
Alia Bhatt : Mere mobile me …. Dekho ye rahi photo !!!!
Madam : Arey badmash…. Mein desh ki baat kar rahi hu desh ki ….
Alia Bhatt : Sorry madam.
Madam : Yeh batao ki ‘statue of liberty’ kaha hai ? Aur iss bar jawab thik se bolna….
Alia Bhatt : Pani me !!!!
Alia Bhatt Funny Jokes In Hindi
Alia Bhatt : Yeh kis chiz ka khet hai??
Kisaan : Yeh kapass ka khet, jisse kapde banye jate hai
Alia Bhatt: Isme pajama wala paudha kaunsa hai??
Kisaan hospital me admit hain..
Alia Bhatt Varun Dhawan Funny Jokes In Hindi
Alia Bhatt (Varun Dawan se ): Aaj maine “paani” ko ullu banaya
Varun Dhawan : Paani ko ullu?? Woh kaise??
Alia Bhatt : Dekh , Subha maine paani garam kiya
Aur phir thande paani se naha liya