Sunny leone Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

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Sunny leone jokes

Sunny leon Swimming pool me nahane ke liye utari

Manager : Mam , ye aap ne kya pahna hai ?

Sunny leon : Kyu  ? …Bikini to hai !!

Manager : Mam yaha bikini allow nahi hai !

Sunny leon : Thik hai mai isse bhi utha deti hu …

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Manager behosh !!!!

 

Jokes on sunny leone

Sunny leone : Papa aaj teacher ne mara ?

Papa : Kyu mara ?

Sunny leone : Maine to bas ye pucha tha ki :

” Bra ko ek wachan bolte hai par o 2 chijh ko dhakti hai,

Par panty ko bahu wachan bolte hai par o ek hi chijh ko shakti hai !!”

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Papa sunny ka logic sun ke behosh ho gye !!!

 

Sunny leone non veg jokes

Sunny leone apne Husband ke Sath PK movie dekhne Gai.

Sunny leone : Kitna fekte hai ye sale movie banane wale….

Karte time gadi itni thode hilti hai……

Sunny leone husband : Baby tumko kaise pata ?

Sunny leone : Experience hai baby mujhe….

 

 

Jokes on sunny

Sunny Leone to Auto driver :  Airport chaloge Kya ?
Auto Driver :  Ha Ha chalunga   ……
Sunny leone : Kya loge tum ?
Auto Driver : Gareeb Aadmi hu behenji , Paise hi lunga….

 

 

Sunny leone Jokes

Sunny leon tailor ke pass gai …

Aur tailor ko ek rumal diya aur bola :

” esska 3 dress bana do ”

Tailor bhi confidence me bola

” Mam , baki kapde ka kya kari “

 

 

Funny jokes on sunny

EK bar sunny leon railway station gai,,

Ek bhekhari ne bola :

Behenji kuch paise dedo..

Sunny leon ne usse 2000 rupee de diye,

Sunny ke pati ne pucha :

“Tumne 2000 rupee kyu  diye ”

Sunny : Pahli bar kisi ne behenji bola hai..

Dil bhauk ho gya..

 

 

Sunny leon funny jokes

Gf : Ye Sunny Leone Kaun Hai ?

Bf : Ye Sunny Deol Ka Mahila Awtar haii..

Iska Bhi Adhai Kilo Ka Hai..

Isko Dekhne ke bad

Admi Uthata nahhii hai..

Adami Ka Uth jata hai

 

 

 

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Sunny leone Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Sunny leone ki tarakki ko dekhte huye….,

Ek news channel ne unka interview karne ka socha..

Reporter :  Aapki kamyabi ka raj kya hai …..

Sunny leone : Maine apna pura jivan ijjat se bitaya hai…,

Kisi ke aage kabhi hath nahi failaya….

Par tango ki bat alag hai ….

 

 

Sunny leone jokes – Jokes on sunny leone

Sunny leone apne Husband ke Sath PK movie dekhne Gai.

Sunny leone : Kitna fekte hai ye sale movie banane wale….

Karte time gadi itni thode hilti hai……

Sunny leone husband : Baby tumko kaise pata ?

Sunny leone : Experience hai baby mujhe….

 

 

Sunny leone joke –  Sunny leone funny jokes

Sunny leone : Papa aaj teacher ne mara ?

Papa : Kyu mara ?

Sunny leone : Maine to bas ye pucha tha ki :

” Bra ko ek wachan bolte hai par o 2 chijh ko dhakti hai,

Par panty ko bahu wachan bolte hai par o ek hi chijh ko shakti hai !!”

 

Papa sunny ka logic sun ke behosh ho gye !!!

 

 

Sunny leone jokes – Jokes on sunny leone –  Sunny leone non veg jokes

Sunny leon ek Movie ki shootting kar rhi thi…

Director :  Suhagraat ko shot karna hai…

Dudh ka glass lekar khadi ho tum,

Aur apne hath se apne pati ko pilana hai….

Sunny leon gusse se hokar boli  : ” Agar dudh hath se hi pilana tha,

To kisi aur heroine ko role dedete …

Madam Student Non Veg Jokes – Teacher Chutkule

Ek bache ke jute ke lase khule huwe huwe the,

Wo apni madam se bolta hai..

“Madam jara mere lase bandh dena”

Teacher : “Nahi tu mujhe jhukake mere boob dekhta hai..

Bacha : Nahi madam isbar mere dosto ko aapki g*and dekhni hai..

Class Teacher Non Veg Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Dad (Class teacher se) : Mam , Dikhaiye mai aagya !!

Class Teacher : Abhi nahi ..

Dad : Dikha dijiye na , mera abhi mood hai !!

Class Teacher : Sab dikhaugi par abhi nahi …

Dad : Fir kab dikhaogi ?

Class Teacher : Mere Period khatam hone ke bad !!

Dad : Thik hai , pappu ka report card tabhi dekh lunga !!

Pappu Aur Teacher Adult Non Veg Hindi Jokes

Teacher : ”  Hasane ” ka ulta kya hota hai ..

Pappu : Chodna !!

Teacher : Kaise ?

Pappu : Hasane me hum karte hai “ha ha ha ”

Aur chodne pe ladkiya karti hai ” ah ah ah ” !!

Teacher : Bhosharike nikal ja class se …

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