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Neta Ji Gaon Me Funny Jokes & Chutkule
Ek neta naye pul ka udghatan karne gaya..
Usne gao walo se bola :
“Ab to aap log khush honge na… pul banwa diya humne”
Pappu bich me tapak se bola :
Ha netaji … pahle dhup me tair ke nadi par karte the hum..
ab chao hogi….
Naredra Modi And Rajinikant Funny Jokes Hindi
Rajini Kant to narendra modi :
“Mota bhai …bas karu ya aur site lau ”
Modi : Bas kar yar..
waise bhi ab vipaksh me kaha koi bacha hai..
ab paroshi mulak ki seate bhi layega kya !!!
Laluji Aur Rahul Gandhi – Netaji Hindi Jokes
Rahul gandhi stage par bhasan de rahe the
Tabhi waha lalu yadav ji bhi pahuche
Laluji: Are burbak, band karo E bhasan
Rahul gandhi: Ka hua kaka bura man gye ka
Laluji: Ek stage par doi comedian
Ek sathe comedy nahi kar sakt hai.
Neta Ji Funny Jokes Rajniti Hindi Chutkule
Netaji Ek manch ki uper”aatmhatya” par bhasan de rahe the
Neta: Aatmhatya krna bahut bada pap hat, kayrta hai
Aur bahut bada gunah hai……..
Ise acha to insan apne aap ko goli mar le
Par aatmhatya na kare.
Fail hone pe laddu bate – Hindi funny joke
Teacher : Netaji , aap ka ladka fail hogya hai,
fir bhi aap laddu bat rahe hai…
Netaji : Fail hai to kya huwa,
Class me 70 me s 50 bache fail hai,
Bahumat to mere pappu ke sath hai..