Sarab Pine Ki Wajah – Sarabi Hindi Jokes
Husband ghar me baith kar sharab pi raha tha.
Ye sab dekh kar uski wife ne chilla kar bola
Aap ne to bola tha ki mai bina wajah sharab
Ko hath bhi nahi lagata to fir ye sab kya hai.
Husband: Reason hai pagli, reason hai………..
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Ab dekho na bhagwan, diwali aa rahi hai to
Roket chlane ke liye khali botal bhi to chahiye.
Sharabi Agar Pradhan mantri hota – Sharabi Funny Hindi Jokes
Sharabi: Agar mai is desh ka pradhan mantri hota to
Pure desh ki kismat badal deta.
Uski Biwi: Pahle apna pijama to badal le bewre,
Subah se meri salwar pahan kar haand (Ghum) rahahai.
Ek Sharabi Road Ke kinare – Sharabi Ki Botal Hindi Jokes
Ek sharabi road ke kinare sharab pi kar behos sa pada hua tha.
Tabhi ek police wala uske pas gya aur bola
Tumne aakhir itni jyada pine ki ka jrurat thi.
Sharabi admi : Kuch majburi thi, ise pine ke alawa
Koi chara nahi tha.
Police : aaisi kya majburi thi.
Sharabi admi : Botal ka dhakan gum ho gya tha.
Sharabi Ki Party – Bevdha Hindi Jokes
Ek sharabi raat ko nase aapne hi ghar
se bakra chori kar ke le gya,apne
Dosto ko dawat Dene ke liye.
Sharabi ne raat bhar apne dosto ke sath
Bakre ka khub maja liya…
Agli subha jab sharabi ghar aaya to
Usne dekha bakra ghar me hi hai, usne apni
Patni se pucha ye bakra kaha se aaya.
Patni: Bakra gaya bhadh me pahle ye btao
Kal rat ko choro ki tarah apne kutte ko
Kaha le gaya the …
Sharabi Dost Bar Me – Latest Hindi Jokes On Sharabi
Kuch Sarabi dost bar me sarab pi rahe the
Pahla dost : Yar aaj tab tak daru piuga
Jab tak wo samne wale 4 pedh 8 na hojaye…
Bar manager: Abe kamino bewaro, waha 1 hi ped hai
Ab kya waha pura jungle banaoge …
Sharabi Ke Bahane – Top Sarabi Funny Hindi Jokes
Ek sharabi der rat ko sharab
Pikar ghar phucha…….
Uski bibi hath me jhadu lekar hkadi thi.
Sharabi apni bibi se: Kitna kam karti hai tu
La jhadu idhar de, rat ke 1 bje hai kuch to
Apni sehat ka dyan rakha kar pagli.
Sharabi Chala Pravchan Sunne – Sharabi Best Hindi Jokes
Ek sharabi rata ko girta parta raste
Se chala aa raha tha.
Police wala sharabi se : Itni raat ko
Kaha ja raha hai bee ….
Sharabi : pravchan sunne ja raha hu.
Police : Abe itni rat ko kiska pravchan
Sunne ja raha hai tu.
Sharabi : Apni Biwi ka.